28 funny real-estate agent sayings about showings, buyers, budgets, inspections, appraisals, lockboxes, listings, lenders, and closing-day chaos.
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A 28-piece real-estate agent humor bundle built around situations agents and clients immediately recognize: tiny rooms described as cozy, aging roofs, packed showing schedules, lockbox muscle memory, unrealistic wish lists, champagne taste on a preapproval budget, inspection jump scares, suspicious flips, earnest money, lender surprises, appraisals, and the relief of being clear to close. The collection favors broad, giftable jokes and real transaction frustrations over generic occupation templates, coffee sayings, retirement themes, or arbitrary career milestones. Bold pure-black merchandise lettering is paired with clean, mechanically coherent artwork including keys, deadbolts, lockboxes, yard signs, contracts, inspection reports, flashlights, paint rollers, calculators, staircases, barn doors, and house symbols. Includes SVG, PNG, PDF, EPS, and JPG for shirts, tumblers, stickers, office signs, closing gifts, Cricut, Silhouette, laser engraving, vinyl cutting, and commercial-use projects.

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30 complete New Year's sayings and dimensional carved-relief compositions for cutting boards, signs, laser engraving, CNC, Cricut, and Silhouette.

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40 funny knitting and crochet SVG sayings for yarn lovers, makers, craft-room signs, apparel, mugs, totes, and gifts.

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45 heartfelt Rainbow Bridge and pet memorial SVGs honoring beloved dogs and cats with comforting sayings, paw prints, wings, and remembrance art.
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